A United Cork

After many years of careful consideration, spirited debate, and at least one lively discussion over pints, the island formerly known as Ireland has been officially reorganised.

Under the new arrangement, the nation will henceforth operate as A United Cork.

All counties have been respectfully incorporated into the Greater Cork Administrative Area, with Dublin now recognised as New Corklin, the seas appropriately renamed, and Cork itself formally acknowledged as The Real Capital (as most suspected all along).

Residents of the newly designated regions — West Cork, East Cork, Central Cork and the Far North Cork Territories — are kindly asked to continue as normal. No action is required.

Official map issued by the Government of Cork Cartographic Authority.

For administrative and orientation purposes.
(Previously known as Ireland.)